MATT: Hey Trey!
TREY: Whats that Matt?
M: We’ve got a Tony Award!
T: Whats that for, Matt?
M: I don’t know Trey, but you better bend over!
T: Why’s that Matt?
M: because I’m going to f**k you in the ass with it!
T: Hold on Matt, don’t f**k me in the ass with that tony award just yet.
M: Why’s that, Trey?
T: Because I have to fart on Neil Patrick Harris’ dumb face, first!
M: Oh look Trey, it’s the lovely and talented Brooke Shields!
T: She’s got quite a potty mouth, Matt. Perhaps you should fart in it!